Wednesday, December 25, 2002
I just watched Eight Crazy Nights. If you are an Adam Sandler fan, you will loooove this movie. Ok, forget that it is animation without any crazy effects, forget that it is actually a musical – just remember such movies as Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore and you will realize why Adam Sandler is such a genius. Amidst the gross stuff and the anything-goes style lies a good touching thesis.
Ok here goes my theory on Adam Sandler movies in general…
First of all, people who watched his first two flicks totally loved it. That’s what makes us Adam Sandler fans. Remember the penguin? Or “shampoo is bet-ter! No conditioner is bet-ter!” Then when the studios realize the potential of this man, they go on to make Big Daddy. It was a hit and put him on the mass population’s minds – but this was not Adam Sandler style, baby. Same goes for Wedding Singer. Cute, romantic and they realize that the boy can sing. Then we go on to Waterboy. Ok I didn’t watch this. But then he made Little Nicky – in true Sandler sarcastic humor. We got him back boys! The same ol’ juvenile delinquent is back! But the critics dissed him for it and the public hated it. Why? Because they weren’t his original fans in the first place! Hollywood has a penchant for toning down what makes an actor, scriptwriter or director famous to begin with. And thus lies a mediocre piece of crap. The man is hilarious and yet you make him out to be a typical stereotypical romantic? My message to studios everywhere, don’t suppress creativity k? We know you’re only out for mass marketing but believe me, it ain’t everything and it definitely ain’t original.
So for all you critics who said this movie sucked? You just don’t get it. So forget it, because you never will.
Ok here goes my theory on Adam Sandler movies in general…
First of all, people who watched his first two flicks totally loved it. That’s what makes us Adam Sandler fans. Remember the penguin? Or “shampoo is bet-ter! No conditioner is bet-ter!” Then when the studios realize the potential of this man, they go on to make Big Daddy. It was a hit and put him on the mass population’s minds – but this was not Adam Sandler style, baby. Same goes for Wedding Singer. Cute, romantic and they realize that the boy can sing. Then we go on to Waterboy. Ok I didn’t watch this. But then he made Little Nicky – in true Sandler sarcastic humor. We got him back boys! The same ol’ juvenile delinquent is back! But the critics dissed him for it and the public hated it. Why? Because they weren’t his original fans in the first place! Hollywood has a penchant for toning down what makes an actor, scriptwriter or director famous to begin with. And thus lies a mediocre piece of crap. The man is hilarious and yet you make him out to be a typical stereotypical romantic? My message to studios everywhere, don’t suppress creativity k? We know you’re only out for mass marketing but believe me, it ain’t everything and it definitely ain’t original.
So for all you critics who said this movie sucked? You just don’t get it. So forget it, because you never will.
I just watched Shaolin Soccer yesterday...hilarious! no wonder joey's been continuously raving about it! well...maybe if i had more time on my hands, I would have been able to catch this earlier. Anyway, it is totally awesome! I know realize why Pumas came back in fashion. Must be because of this movie, talk about endorsement!
Well, i just got the adidas rubber shoes i've been looking for! Thank you daddy! For the past month i've been going around town looking for a simple sneaker i could use for walking, running, basically to use every day. Honestly, the nike stuff don't look so hot to me - at all! I looked at all the brands and only Adidas had the kick ass ones. I wanted one with the old logo though (the one that looks like the universal weed symbol) not the new 3bars-shaped-like-an-A...For all those who want to get one, i recommend going to Galleria. The Rockwell and Greenbelt branches were actually about 100 bucks more expensive - don't ask me why. And well, this is where i found my size! But the new greenbelt store looks really good. The store is divided into the different lifestyle/activities with all the products that go with it.
ANYWAY, just wanted to express my deeelight for my new shoes-ees. At least I won't be grabbing and salivating for Alexis' shoes anymore coz i got ma own! yahu!
Well, i just got the adidas rubber shoes i've been looking for! Thank you daddy! For the past month i've been going around town looking for a simple sneaker i could use for walking, running, basically to use every day. Honestly, the nike stuff don't look so hot to me - at all! I looked at all the brands and only Adidas had the kick ass ones. I wanted one with the old logo though (the one that looks like the universal weed symbol) not the new 3bars-shaped-like-an-A...For all those who want to get one, i recommend going to Galleria. The Rockwell and Greenbelt branches were actually about 100 bucks more expensive - don't ask me why. And well, this is where i found my size! But the new greenbelt store looks really good. The store is divided into the different lifestyle/activities with all the products that go with it.
ANYWAY, just wanted to express my deeelight for my new shoes-ees. At least I won't be grabbing and salivating for Alexis' shoes anymore coz i got ma own! yahu!
Merry Christmas everybody!
Sunday, December 22, 2002
(thanks alex!)
to all those who have constantly pestered me about my smoking...i have an answer for you!
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these?vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.
Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain - Good.
Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer?
A: Nope. Smoking is a sign of individual statement and peace of mind. If you stop, you'll probably stress yourself to death in record time.
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?
A: Thicker gravy.
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans... Another vegetable. It's the best feel good food around!
I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
to all those who have constantly pestered me about my smoking...i have an answer for you!
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these?vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.
Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain - Good.
Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer?
A: Nope. Smoking is a sign of individual statement and peace of mind. If you stop, you'll probably stress yourself to death in record time.
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?
A: Thicker gravy.
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans... Another vegetable. It's the best feel good food around!
I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
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